DAS Teacher EXPERIMENT

The following experiment was conducted during the September Hols. The aim of this experiment is to see how willing teachers are to respond to emergency mugging situations such as Severe Acute Mugging Disorders (SAMS), Mug-Flus as well as Severe Impulsive Mugging Disorders (SIMD) at the expense of sacrificing their private time. E.g dating. Note that this experiment is only applicable to teachers of the opposite sex of the student.

Conditions for experiment
Teacher victim preferably of opposite sex.

Initial preparation:
A distraught student in desperate need for consultation.
Procedure:
call up teacher and try to court him/her to date you on consultation. Here's a short excerpt:

Mugger: How come cannot come out today? Got date arhz?
Mr Chee: I where got date? No girls asked me out. (lolx. where got girls want to ask you out? :p) in fact should be, got girls ask guys out one meh? not the other way around??

Mugger: Never mind, no girls ask you out, We, me C***** and M***** is asking you out now. We shall date you for consultation.

Having 3 girls to date should appeal to the palets of most male teachers. Like wise for females teachers. Who on earth could resist the opportunity to date with 3 Meridian Chio bus/Suai ges all at 1 go?

Additional conditions to keep teacher entertained:
Use a GC( I.MUG) to entertain him. Get him addicted to the wide variety of music and games available. This ensures teacher is entertained and to sit with you for the next four hours.

Results:
You should be able to maximise your mugging potential and Ace your promos.

Acknowledgements:
Mr Chee for kindly sacrificing his date for this experiment. Geraldine Tay for providing transcripts and calling Mr Chee.

Disclaimer:
Users are to use these results at your own risk. The Blogger shall not be responsible for any property damage, injury or life lost.

haha. this entry is copied and paste for the 3rd time. i found it rather amusing reading the entry. wonder what will happen if mr chee finds that the same entry is copied and pasted 3 times in 3 different people's blog, to let more people know how he was 'dated' by geraldine to school for physics consultation. he is the first teacher i would ever imagine really coming to school just on the call of a student. geraldine, not bad huh? haha.. like the entry said, mr chee ended up playing with gc while waiting for geraldine to ask more of her physics qn. and sandy posted on friendster comment that mr chee is so un-teacher who seems like a friend but a walking physics textbook too. hahahaha.... imagine mr chee reading blog entries about himself, what will his response be? hmm. but what ever happens, i bet geraldine will be bullied first, the rest of us, not so dangerous. haha..

Mabel

P.S too lazy to ask you guys for permission. So forgive me...