Saturday, November 20, 2010 Phone Menu at the Mental Health Institute

A follow up to my previous post, which do you think I should press? =(

"Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.

If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.

If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.

If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.

If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.

If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.

If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.

If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you."
6:26 PM

Insanity

During this time of the semester, I would always be questioning myself, "Why the heck am I in EE??!"

For the past week, I have been busy trying to catch up with all my modules, because I haven't been consistent in my studies. And yet, time is NOT ENOUGH!!!!

Congrats EE2011. They say that women are complicated, but EE2011, I think you are more complicated than any other women. All the disgusting integration and maths involved. Rawr!!! I just don't understand you. Must all the PC1431 and 1432 come back to haunt me now? So digusting, the first part of the module that is. And the answers for EE2011, aren't even that trustworthy.

Next semester would be worse because I will be taking modules group A people are taking. My friends from Group A have it worst than me. They seem to be taking modules much more complicated than the current one I am taking now. Rawr, I dislike being in a love-hate relationship with Electrical Engineering. You complicate my life. >=(

So it is the time of the year to pray to the bell curve gods again. Pray that the bell curve would work in my favour? But tell me, where do I pray at? Outside the dean's office?

Then again, my name is neither long nor short. So I guess my grades would probably be an offering to the bell curve god instead. Next time, if I ever have a child, I might consider giving my child a name that is super long or super short. When my child grows up, he/she can own everyone.

Oh, did I forget to mention that all my exam, 5 modules in fact, falls next week? Is that foam you see coming out of my mouth?

Check the newspaper to find out. Maybe you will see me in the headlines next morning, dead.
6:25 PM

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Funny how that's the way it works in our society today. =p
8:19 PM

Saturday, November 13, 2010 =)

Feeling awesomely happy after a short meet up with dearest just to talk. =) Made my day when he offered to come out just to meet me because just smsing wouldn't be enough =) Thank you dear, for patiently trying to cajole me into talking even though it was so difficult to put what I was feeling yesterday into words. I was just feeling so upset about the turn of events, because, the other party was one of my besties. And I didn't know how to handle it. So thank you, for holding my hands and lending me your shoulder when I needed you by my side. =) You just made my night.

there is a huge difference between mugging when you are happy and when you are depressed. I see that right now =)

And yan, thank you, for being such an awesome friend =)) and hui li, for listening to my rants on the phone. =DD talking to you always made me feel better =DD
8:56 PM